Grendel!

I don’t really have a post here. I’ve just always thought that if they made a musical out of “Beowulf”, it would be called:

GRENDEL!

…with the exclamation point, natch.

Grendel!
He’s an evil with an appetite for blood!
An appetite like no other!
But even though he’s a monster,
He’s still good to his mother!
Grendel!