Theological Thoughts

“You know, a lot of Christians talk about how bad-ass Jesus was driving moneychangers from the Temple?”

“Yeah?”
“Yeah! But–I mean, we’re talking about a bunch of Jewish bankers! I could do that with my legs broke and a bad case of mono.”
“No, you’re thinking about it wrong.”
“How so?”
“You’re thinking pin-striped suit financial eggheads.”
“Yeah!”
“Think loan sharks. Lots and lots of loan sharks with enforcers to boot.”
“Word.”
“That’s what they say.”

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