Conversations From The Living Room, Part 27: Notify The Proper Authorities

[The Barbarienne has had her “green drink"—a gawdawful juicing of leafy green vegetables—after which she gets a small portion of chips as a reward. But she had to run off to ballet class before she could eat them. She has come home from ballet, expecting her chips.]

"Give me my chips.”
“I’m sorry! It’s too close to dinner.”
“Give me my chips!”
“You can have them with dinner. I don’t want you to spoil your appetite.”
“…”
[The Barb walks away.]
[15 minutes pass.]
[The Barb comes back.]
“Give me my chips or I’ll call the police.”

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