Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I have come into possession of a scanner and have dug up some of my general idiocy from the dusty confines of the Casa Maelstrom archives.
I am not, by any definition an artist, but am an idiot, and I do love to draw. The kids seem to enjoy it as a group activity, and The Boy had an elaborate game he called “Paper Wars” where we would draw various monsters and do sort-of kindergarten “Magic: The Gathering”. (The Flower is really starting to impress me with her drawings.)
Anyway, I thought I’d present this self-portrait from about five years ago.
OK, that’s actually from How to Draw Monsters, Weirdoes & Aliens, but the resemblance is uncanny!