Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian’s mother: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn’t!
Brian’s mother: You’re always on about it. “Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? ”
Just wanted you guys to pat yourself on the back: “barbarian sex” and “cowboy sex” are becoming increasingly popular search terms for this blog.