Kelly over at Loaded Questions offers her “Sad Revelation Of The Day”. In this case, that her ideal autobiography title is already taken. Amusingly enough.
So, she’s suggested–nay, demanded–I put my ideal autobiography title here so that someone can steal it. Here it is:
Does Not Appear To Be Working To Full Potential: The Story Of A Diligent Slacker
I suppose Fred Thompson will steal it for his forthcoming bio.